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Hehehehehhehe…….sounds celebs of demented cackling which seems to go on for weeks.How can a demented old harridan like that be the mother of a sweet natured girl like my beloved?It’s a (Conundrum, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 10:13) Pete Tong's Mother-In-Law The title isn't celebs a joke, my brother's MIL that I mentioned in my earlier post (just down there, looka!) celebs has a vague and tenuous relationship to Pete Tong of DJing and rhyming slang fame (see end for the confusing explaination). She told me the following story.Mr. Tong's three year old son, on hearing the doorbell, raced to the window to see who it was. Upon seeing that it was his father's MIL decided to inform him of this with the following charming phrase delivered in the broadest cock-er-ney accent a three year old boy can manage."Fuckin' 'ell it's Grandma!!!"Terrifyingly true story. For those not drunk the link is this: (concentrate now) my brother's mother-in-law's son is married to the sister of Pete Tong's wife.
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