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| Telling my wife of my findings was...interesting, since then we have spotted so many smaller signs that he has chosen to 'branch-out' since being on his own that I'm more surprised we hadn't noticed earlier. We gotham comedy club have never discussed this with him but I do call him my bender-in-law in private. (Chopper3, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 10:59) Olive - a sour, rounded, hard little gotham comedy club fruit, usually soused in gin .Where gotham comedy club to start? Is it compulsory to hate your mother-in-law, some sort of hidden genetic subconscious thing which drives us to dream of throttling the bitch?Take my mother-in-law, the lovely Olive. (I wish someone would). She’s the most ignorant, useless, obnoxious, idle, loud-mouthed witch, but thankfully she lives 300 miles away so we don’t see her that often. But when she does come to visit, boy, does she get on my tits.‘What |
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