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What's wrong with me? Why'm I so fuckin' miserable? Dr. Melfi: Mr. Soprano...you're 200 pounds overweight. Your wife sounds like the parrot from Froot Loops on helium. Your 'job' consists of ripping off everyone in a 25-mile radius. You've killed more times than you can remember. You're balding. You starred opposite Nicholas Cage company benefits in that god awful movie, 8 company benefits MM. Everything you do redefines the word 'scum.' Did you really need to pay me 200 dollars an hour to company benefits tell you why you're so miserable? Tony: Well I mean...you know, aside from all that shit. Dr. Melfi: Okay...hmmm. Well, how are you handling the fact that there's never going to be another episode of Manimal? Tony: Fucking shit hits me right here. Dr. Melfi: Well there you go. I'll see you next week. There isn't much time for personal reflection, since Tony's set to meet his daughter's new friend from college.
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