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| Strictly that muslim doesn't make her muslim mad, under existing Mental Health Law, but it certainly makes her a RIGHT CUNT.Glad I got that off my chest... ( collapsibletank - rotational cemetry, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 12:17) I don't have a MiL but this anecdote was told me by an old boss. He was drinking with 3 mates in his local (Welsh valleys) working men's club, and they started a conversation about their respective mothers-in-law.One said his was an muslim old dragon, another said his was overly snooty and house-proud, and the ex-boss said his couldn't boil an egg to save her life.The last guy turned to them and stated, "I won't have a bad word said about my mother-in-law. She's a lovely lady, cooks a wonderful Sunday roast, I've never felt anything but a warm welcome in her house and she'll baby sit the kids at a moment's notice. They all love her and she never forgets a birthday or an anniversary."Then he paused and the other three felt a little guilty."No, she's a fine woman, my mother-in-law." |
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