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| writing, comedy, prayer, erin patrice bennett, priests, fucking, and, 2004, company benefits, mama, 1996 cricket world cup, ezine, nudist, maturewoman peeing, hose, nuns, author, anglicanism, | I was going to the chinese to collect meals for my girlfriend, her mother, myself, my mate and his wife. it is a fourty mile round trip to the chinese, and after some severe driving on the way back, my mates chinese had tipped open onto the floor of the car (where the dog usually sits).I gave my mate the mother in laws meal, and scooped up his meal off the floor and put it back into the chicks container, along with the dog hair, dirt and all the other shite chicks that collects on the floor of a car. the mother in law could have that.She |
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| Step Mum-in-law to be is Scotish, drinks pints, does our washing when we haven't got company benefits time, and always says "Murder" when we pester her to. Nice Lady!Pretty feeble compaired to the majority, ah well! (bectoria, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:46) KIng of all lurkage Tee hee hee - I defile the food of the mentally ill. company benefits Hilarious!You asswipe. (MizStinky, Fri company benefits 9 Sep 2005, 14:38) And my current M-I-L is a big fat munter, who i hate, and she hates me back equally. ( 4dam is much better than Ironman Testicles, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:28) My previous girlfriends mother was a schizophrenic alchoholic mentalist.When she used to come and stay with us, she would go out into the garden to have full blown conversations with herself, laughing away like there was no tomorrow. i used to watch her through the window, almost pissing myself with glee.Anyway, |
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