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There was no other choice, being a kind person and doctor myself I had the glorious experience of certifying my mother-in-law dead. Woo yay - a long time coming but too late to save the marriage ( lizzie1000, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 1:30) Just legendary M-I-L on seeing my son two days after birth: "He looks a lot less like his father drunk driving conviction now the swelling's gone down."And the presents, dear god the presents...Space Precinct figures drunk driving conviction ("Well, you like sci-fi..."). drunk driving conviction Furry handcuffs (Err, you know I screw your daughter, right?).A mug with "Computer Boffin" on it (Now used as the work mug, for post-modern irony).But on the other hand, she's also bought me a didgeridoo (okay, cool. WTF, as I've never expressed an interest in said instrument, but okay).Oh, and a decorative four foot sword. The day before I needed a sword to conduct my handfasting to her daughter. So, on the whole, I think I'll let her keep seeing her grandchildren, for the time being.
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