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father's mother understood this sudden, forced camaraderie to mean that they wanted her to join them in a menage a trois. One of the privileges of speaking Spanish is that you can tell English speakers exactly what you think of them, to their face, and suffer no consequences. I fucking followed enough Spanish to understand that some of her recommendations were physically impossible to accomplish.What I've wondered about all these fucking years has been - maybe it wasn't a cultural misunderstanding at all, and maybe they really did want her to join in a little fun. (Marc Valdez, Fri fucking 9 Sep 2005, 19:43) I have the greatest Mother In Law I don't speak Chinese, and she doesn't speak English. But she came over to stay with us for about a year after the wife had Foxy Jr., to help with the boy, and cook and so on. ( foxyg has a fearsome lack of pie, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 19:37) MIL - mad as a box of frogs My MIL is lovely, but a bit obsessed in the cleaning stakes. She cleans her skirting boards with a toothbrush, believes you can't clean a kitchen in less than five and a half hours and owns three hoovers - one for upstairs, one for downstairs and one for outside.Yes |
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