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| writing, comedy, prayer, erin patrice bennett, priests, fucking, and, 2004, company benefits, mama, 1996 cricket world cup, ezine, nudist, maturewoman peeing, hose, nuns, author, anglicanism, | But oh no, this time an enema is suggested, i'm subjected to a 15 minute very detailed discription of how grandad would use soap to lube up a rubber hose, stick it up his arse then inject warm soapy liquid into his back passage.. then release the newly mixed sudsy arse broth. My would be mother in law irons pants and socks... "just in case you were rushed into hospital..."Aren't old people great ;) (bigglestheflyingpoo, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 3:33) Mine needs a captive bolt to the david eggers head. Mine just keeps telling me thousands of david eggers pointless crappy little stories david eggers that make me want to bash her head in.Last week she told me about her trip to the garage across the road to get bread, in which she managed to use the phrase "She said, she'd said, she said". It took well over 30 minutes of this drivel before I could escape to the pub.She too is supposed to be watching her weight and it on a 1001 pills to keep her alive. |
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| is the date prayer today? Ah, yes, September 10. It's more than three months before Christmas. Tickets have not been prayer bought or even investigated. But obviously this remote possibility has panicked her so much that my visions of a happy family Christmas have been dashed. I'm wondering if she'd like him to stay in prayer a hotel while we're there. Crazy woman.In retrospect, this is utterly boring shit. I'm sorry. (Mabel DelTaco, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 5:37) Sort of in laws.. my girlfriends grandparents, While on a regular visit i was doing my standing and smiling and nodding duty... The subject of my girlfriends brothers bowel disorder came up (you know when you need a sheeit and can't? well imagine you have it 99% of the time, unpleasant) It had been mentioned before (seems a point of extreme interest in old folk) they would occasionally send prunes to help out (despite him useing medication that would make a serveer mess were anyone else to take them) and tell us about it, "some liquorice allways flushes me out" e.t.c. |
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