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I don't know why anime rape. in the fuck you would paint your house anime rape. pink if you didn't want attention but as we were looking a man in a dirty plaid shirt, jeans covered in motor oil and his dick hanging out came out of the front door and quick as a crack hit wears off anime rape. he was onto us like a duck on a junebug."Don't you fuckin look at me!" He bellowed, well he would've bellowed but all the meth had shrunk his balls like a headhunter shrinks a Canadian tourist on safari so he more like screeched at my BFF, "I'm gonna rip that earring outa your eyebrow and make you suck my dick in front of your girlfriend!"Now if this man had ever heard of irony, aside from what his momma used to have to do to his stepdaddy's prison guard uniforms trying to see through two black eyes and unable to sit down from him kicking her ass so hard at 4 am, he would've realized that my best friend, a man with an eyebrow ring, bleached blonde hair and a shirt three sizes too small, IS A FAG.
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