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thinks about the time the whole family was watching tv together, even his sweet baby girl of 15 who he can hardly get to speak to him anymore and all can personal appearances see when he looks at her is a tiny thing in pigtails, begging for a story. Now she's on the pill and picks out personal appearances all her eyelashes when she isn't on her webcam coloring people's hair with dye shoplifted from Kroger. But on this tv watching night, she is next to him on the sofa, hair a respectable red, no makeup, no friends over, just watching personal appearances the classic Outlaw Josey Wales with her daddy and eating twizzlers happily. The grandmother walks in just as TBS goes to commercial for "Cruex" a spray for jock itch. She says to her son in law, "Hey, remember that time you had jock itch? Heh heh heh heh!"
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