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I can't wait til I celebs have one of those cards to give him." I celebs don't offer child raising advice preemptively to total strangers, but I'll sure as hell stare at them. Where's the fun in life if you can't look at the human freakshow and then laugh at them with your friends when they walk away? I hope to god people get as much mileage out of laughing at me as I do at them. And when your teenage daughter at the table next to mine is laughing for no reason like celebs the intro to "Wipeout" cause she's fucking mentally retarded, I'm gonna look, then discuss her with my brother outside over a smoke. When your ten year old son walks through Denny's wearing only a diaper cause he's not right in the head, you ought to be shot. But I won't tell you that. Why? Cause you might shoot me a bird or just shoot me. Most people tell me they were afraid of me or hated me when they met me.
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