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Autism causes a little thing called "Extreme Oral Aversion" in some kids, see, and the only things that go in Dave's mouth are mashed potatoes, chicken soup, and ice cream. Its like OCD with choking and puking instead of counting and hand washing. So I stripped off to my bra and panties while my mother threw the kid in the tub and we laughed like hell while I cleaned up press releases the couch and because I press releases had been wanting a cig since 5 PM, I smoked one on the back porch, in my underwear, behind my lovely press releases privacy fence. Now my mother is washing mine and Dave's clothes, cause she's the Stain Specialist. Currently listening: Living With Ghosts By Patty Griffin Release date: By 21 May, 1996 6:25 PM - 4 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment Thursday, January 12, 2006 Have Assholes Touched Your Life? Current mood: furrowed brow I can't stand humorless sincerity. Its worse than Diet Coke. All three of the women who invade my home four days a week to give Dave some therapy about himself are so fucking sincere it makes me want to put out a cigarette on my nipple.
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