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Like, one of those ladies you see on the local news insane. Since it's inevitably going to come up I'll get out of the way that I am too, but at least I take a full dose of my witty medication. I've been meaning to make this thread for about the last year, but the witty longer I waited the more witty interesting the situation became. Also, I'm incredibly lazy. Case in point, these pictures are about three weeks old. Anyway, lets take a tour of our house.Here's the house from the outside. Looks a bit overgrown, but fairly normal. Come inside, won't you?Okay, about here's where things start to look a little off.Behind the door is one of many piles of boxes. At the bottom of that pile is a chair that used to be for sitting down to put on shoes, now it's just structual support. Note that you can't actually open the door all the way anymore, it hits that box with the Target bag on it about 2/3s of the way.A look into the living room. There's no way to get over to any of that stuff on the far wall, so when that light bulb burns out we're screwed.
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