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| Twenty percent of you have faced an uncomfortable moment of truth when your parents walked in while you were having sex, while 27 percent of you poetry say you've walked in on your poetry parents having sex. (One of you expressed dismay at this question: "My parents had sex?!") Then there are the unpleasant consequences of all this casual sex. More than 31 percent of you poetry have had some kind of venereal disease. That troublemaker herpes leads the pack, having settled into the genitals of 11 percent of you readers. Eight percent have faced a bout with chlamydia, 6 percent have experienced the discomfort of gonorrhea, 3 percent have had genital warts, and another 3 percent have had crabs. State Rep. Karen Johnson, another one of those deviant Mesa Republicans, would no doubt be shocked to hear that not a single respondent mentioned suffering from "gay bowel disease." |
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