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| muslim, judaism, gotham comedy club, comedians, arizona driving drunk law, stand up ny, 2001, radical orthodoxy, hamburger harry's, abovethe law, 1993, swingers, wbar, mom and son sex galleries, drunk girl, machane yehuda, | You are a full-blood Irish Catholic. I’ve met your husband on several occasions, fucking and although his parents are ‘like, off the BOAT,’ he doesn’t feel the need to pronounce fucking words like ‘mozzarella,’ ‘minestrone,’ and ‘ricotta’ with a thick Italian accent. While I respect your assimilation into your husband’s culture, I shudder to think how your poor Irish parents must feel. Because, fucking I repeat, YOU ARE NOT ITALIAN. And you can wear satin jackets circa 1987 and gold Italian horn necklaces all you want, but it’s not changing that fact. Fungu.” 2:15 PM - The new CSR walks by, wearing a black turtleneck and jeans. Lefty, you are infuriated because you wore the same exact outfit on Friday. |
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| And you, too, the hipper-than-thou scenester in the cubicle to my left. Boy, do you two drive me fucking crazy. Listening to your pointless, misguided drivel for eight hours a day is making me insane, especially because I’m too polite (read: wussy) to tell muslim you how I really feel. So, here are the comebacks to all of your bullshit that I was too timid to say to your muslim idiot faces this week. muslim MONDAY: 9:00 AM - Righty, you come in, proudly clad in a new jacket. It is white satin, with red and green cuffs. On the back, the word “Italia” is embroidered in green script, and the map of Italy, in green and red is below. You tell us how it was a present from your mother-in-law. You tell us, for the gazillionth time, how your in-laws “are, like, off the BOAT.” What I wanted to say: “Righty, you are not Italian. Your husband is, but you are not. I know your maiden name. |
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