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| internet anger, reviews, films, female comics, anime rape, magazine, literary, barnard, 1000, stress, directory, manifesto, 1999 cricket world cup, mother son, jewish blog, female comedianne, falafel, momfucking son, tranq. nguyen, | can guess what she bought me...I didn't know where to watermeloning look!P.S. I think the sware filter encourages me to sware more! (NiceButDim, Thu 30 Dec 2004, 13:51) Worst Pressie ever 1991 - back with parents after 3 years living with "her" (their words).Trot ascii art downstairs on xmas morning and ascii art find a present addressed to me stuffed through the letterbox.Open it - in front of deeply religious extended family - and the ascii art present falls from the wrapping onto the living room floor.It's a porn mag, which flops open to a picture of Heidi enjoying Hans, with "remember me?" crudely tippexed across the top.Thanks Judith. Sorry family. (The Disappointed, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 22:09) Bit in the ass this year My actual Christmas Day was fabulous. But...the next day, one of my favourite cousins (with whom I haven't been able to hook up for months) called me. |
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