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told them there was no room, but you wouldn't believe the crap they came up with so I stuck them in the stable rape videos out the back....wish I hadn't. What a faff - noise, babies, lights, then 3 dealers rape videos turned up with god-knows what.Jesus Christ! What a mess. ( Zak McFlimby, Wed 5 Jan 2005, 12:55) Crackers = evil Some bright spark decided a few years back to gut a rape videos xmas cracker, fill it with various explosive things and give it to me.Me, being a bit tipsy, accept this strangely bulky cracker and pull.BANG. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHYOULITTLESHITOHDEARGODMYSPLEEN!!!I spent the rest of that Christmas unable to play on my brand spanking new computer (the only crimbo present my dad had ever gotten me) cos my right hand was wrapped in a large bandge.Worst thing was, it looked like a wanking injury. (DarkLite, Fri 24 Dec 2004, 1:59) Christmas eve shopping, got locked in a shopping center till boxing day. Fun. (GreyscaleFox - formally known as Fentruk, Thu 23 Dec 2004, 17:28) Gran In the last 5 or so years my Gran was with us, she made a slow but sure trek to loonville.
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