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| audio, prayer, news, drunk pantie, arizona driving drunk law, christ, abovethe law, discussion board, israeli blogs, louvin brothers, seth diamond, 1990, god, free, eggers, discrimination, woomera detention centre, | Shit. I was just calling to fulfill my weekly obligation; I wasn't expecting a flashback to Junior High gym class. I was a little shaken, and told her I'd call them back later, when they weren't so busy. She said, "OK," and hung holidays up. And as she was putting holidays the phone down, an avalanche of fresh laughter came buzzing out of my receiver. Fuck. -- Last week I was up and moving early one morning, and decided I'd stop by our town's diner on my way holidays to work. I love small-town diners. I have romantic ideas that they're full of locals who've always known each other, gossiping and talking current events over coffee and the local newspaper. Diners are Mayberry and Richard Russo novels, and every old black and white film on AMC. |
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| -- The news Dean Koontz book isn't starting out too well. It has monsters in it. I've got lots more to write about, but I can't concentrate. I'll catch up next time. I'm going to go have myself a good cry... August 6, 2001 A few things: -- Saturday morning I called my parents, as I news do every Saturday morning, and when my Mom answered I could hear people talking and laughing in the background. "What's going on there?" I said, "it sounds like a barroom." She was in the middle of telling me that a couple news of their old friends were in from North Carolina and had been staying with them, when I heard: "Is that Jeff, the gay boy?" -- followed by uproarious laughter. (And one of the lead laughers, I'm almost sure, was MY DAD!) Gay boy? The hell?! "Are ya'll drunk?!" I asked. After she repeated what I said, the room again erupted in laughter. |
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