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| He comes back, with his tie loosened and he conspiracy duck is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves. The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him conspiracy duck the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The conspiracy duck guy puts the gun down and says "I can't do it..." The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!", to which the guy replies, "The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!" |
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