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2-21-2001: STOP EMAILING ME WITH YOUR judaism PATHETIC, WHINING, SNIVELING LITTLE BITCHFESTS, GODDAMMIT listen up you drooling little sycophants. as you might have realized, I didnt update my goddamn page on Monday. in case you moronic communist retards missed the liberty boat, it was presidents day judaism on monday, honoring some of americas greatest heroes. so I took the day off and went down to my buddy James Finngold's place on elmwood drive. James owns a boat he "got" from judaism the military surplus store. weve been fixing up this bastard hunk of shit for the past 4 years, so we decides its time to throw the fucker into the water and take her out for a test drive. well we tow the bitch out to the river and back it up, and next thing you know, the goddamn boat sinks straight down to the bottom of the goddamn river. now I wouldnt of given a rats ass, except the boat was already loaded up with four bottles of JD and enough vodka to choke a camel.
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