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dont bother emailing me with your crap shit mail like "OH CLIFF YOURE THE BEST, PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE SO WE CAN HAVE YOUR BABIES" because chances are Ive probably already screwed your dogfaced skank of a wife and she angry about was a worse lay than the dead raccoon I found in the creek behind my angry about house. fuck off. 3-27-2001: updated. stop mailing me, demanding I update. I dont owe you worthless computer geeks jack shit, so go piss up a rope, you ungrateful pricks. I hate each and angry about every one of you leeching gutless bastards, so do me a favor and sell your computer for shiny new 40-sided dice so I dont have to read your goddamn worthless mail anymore. next jackass to email me and demand I update on time gets a combat boot implanted halfway into their turd-sized brain. fuck each and every one of you shiteating morons. 3-19-2001: I have updated my webpage early today. I did that becuase I plan on going out and getting hammered at Als Corner Bar.
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