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so now you know why I haven't updated and I hope you're just absolutely enlightened with this news because Lord middle east blogs knows I loved telling it to you. middle east blogs ALSO I have lost all my pictures of people I hate because the cops took my computer machine and now all I've got is the Police File on me to go by so middle east blogs if any of you worthless retards out there have any photos of people I beat the shit out of, SEND THEM TO ME NOW or else I'll break into your outhouse and dig up your mother's corpse and fill it full of explosives because your whole family is so goddamn worthless that your corpses wouldn't even make decent doorstops. 08-26-2002: HELLO COMPUTER SCREEN, THIS IS CLIFF'S BROTHER ENOCH, THAT LITTLE PUSSY CLIFF IS OUT WATERING HIS PETUNIAS OR WHATEVER THE HELL HE'S DOING, SO I'M UPDATING HIS WEBSCREEN ON THIS COMPUTER INTERCYBERSPACE SCREEN, I DONT KNOW DICK ABOUT THIS SHIT AND I DONT EVEN HAVE AN AMAIL NUMBER YOU CAN CALL TO SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR MOTHER NAKED WITH YOUR FAMILY DOG, BUT FORTUNATELY I DON'T GIVE A DAMN AND YOU ALL CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, I'M TIRED AND I DON'T NEED THIS KIND OF SHIT SO I'M GOING TO MAKE SOME WEBSCREEN PAGES AND PUT THEM HERE AS I GO ALONG, HERE YOU GO 08-12-2002: "Oh waaahhhh Cliff, update your computer screen, wahhhh, I have nothing else in my
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