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| israel blogs, california drunk driving defense attorney, legal career, hummous, strange news, story, conspiracy duck, dick cheney, blowjob, social, drunk sex, media, drunklesbian, jokes, jewish blogs, mother son porn, drunk driving, timothy mcsweeney's, pantiehose, heresy, writer, sucking, stress, mom son sex, | Lange orchestrates the Paltrow's pregnancy beautifully as if she were breeding andrew flintoff her own horses. With Paltrow pregnant, she knows her honorable son will offer to marry her and he does. andrew flintoff Step one is done. Now, to bring the duo back to the farm and out of the city - Lange arranges for a little andrew flintoff mugging; hires a farmhand neighbor to wait for Paltrow to arrive home one night, and when she does, he snatches her beloved locket that holds her only picture of her own deceased parents, and slices at her just-burgeoning pregnant tummy. Paltrow and her boyfriend decide to do at last what any sensible couple would do; the city is dangerous they find, they are now expecting, mommy needs help, the estate is beautiful, and so far, nobody knows that mommy has orchestrated the whole thing, so they decide at last yes, they will move into Kilronan with mommy. |
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| Our own experiences with mothers may not be as dramatic in matters of fact - daddy is likely alive and heresy there is no great family estate to manage and I pray for all of us that our mother's in law or future mother's in law are not as psycho as Lange, there is enough fact and reality here to make this heresy film resonate loudly. Note that daddy dear winds up being dead only because mommy dearest killed him years prior, which we don't find out until the end, because he was on the verge of discovering his wife's affair heresy with a local horse hand. Alas, Lange plays her innocence with a vengeance and spite that would make any mother in law sit down and take notes. Daddy has died and gone, she bemoans, her son has left her for some "city girl", the farm is "just too much," and as a woman in her late forties, she carries herself as if she is approaching menarche - the counter-opposite to Paltrow who is made pregnant by a clever pin-prick to her diaphragm (carelessly left out in plain view in the bathroom where mommy can plan her family.) |
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