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One day I came in and the water in his bowl was brown... like coffee.. thats what I imagine it was. He was dead of course, and after that I bought video two more and still one after the other mysteriously died. Then I decided, no more fish.... and I bought a really cute plant with a red flower.. it was one of those plants that they send to funerals with the white flowers with a small stem video in the video middle of the flower.... I once got a comment by this man here that it looked like a penis... hmmm well thats a different story. Anyway, a week later I came to work as usual and the stems on the flowers were black... like it had been in the sun and dried out or something, and the water that had collected at the bottom of it was again, brown...
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