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While Woody isn't going to be sold, he gets caught trying to save another toy from the attorney job 25¢ box. He is discovered by a fat comic-book type geek, Al from Al's Toy Barn. Al needs Woody to complete a collection of toys he wants to sell to a Japanese museum for a buttload of money. When he can't buy attorney job Woody, Al steals him and hauls him back to his disgusting little comic-book geek apartment. The other toys band together to rescue him. Meanwhile at the attorney job apartment, Woody has met the other members of Woody's Roundup, the 50s show that he was the star of. He has come face to face with his ancestry, something he didn't know he had. He didn't even know there was a cowgirl named Jesse (that he can't fuck because he's boning Little Bo Peep already), or Stinky Pete the Prospector. You know kids would love a doll called Stinky Pete. And these long-forgotten toys were in storage until their chance to be put on display in Japan. Woody is faced with the dilemma of saving these new toys from oblivion, or returning to Andy's room, where he will eventually be abandoned as the kid gets too old for him.
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