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Her disability leave relationship with Van Dien goes nowhere, and then he gets chopped in half. Ricci is left bland and incapable of much, just like most disability leave women are portrayed in Hollywood. Three fingers disability leave for "Sleepy Hollow." It starts out feeling like the perfect movie to watch on TV after Thanksgiving dinner, but it ends up wanting to be too clever for itself. "Toy Story 2" doesn't try to be too clever. Hell, it felt just about right for both me and the few kids in the theater on Thanksgiving. Because of my aversion to kids and kid movies, I never saw the first "Toy Story." But this time, I was left with the choice of either "End of Days" or this, and I'd rather have one of my nuts cut off with pruning shears than sit through an Arnold Schwarzenegger slag heap. I didn't need to see the original to understand the relationship and plot of the characters here. What amazed me, though, was how much more effectively Disney can develop the personalities and emotions of dolls than they can people.
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