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| the son in law considers the situation. He remembers the time he made that wrong turn on the way to Myrtle Beach in 1986 and beer the way ol mom in law talked about it all that trip and the next vacation the next summer too. On neither of those vacations did the man's wife give him any pussy because she had migranes due to traveling in a car with her mother. The poor man felt he would explode beer as he watched the bikini clad hotties go by on the beach below while he had to massage the beer temples, back, neck and feet of his wife as she lay in their bed wearing only thin cotton panties, cool washcloth on her neck and face making her nipples look like pencil erasers in the breeze from the open sliding door off the balcony.He thinks about the time the whole family was watching tv together, even his sweet baby girl of 15 who he can hardly get to speak to him anymore and all can see when he looks at her is a tiny thing in pigtails, begging for a story. |
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