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When your ten year old son walks through Denny's wearing only a lingerie diaper cause he's not right in the head, you ought to be shot. But I won't tell you that. Why? Cause you might shoot me a bird or just shoot me.     Most people tell lingerie me they were afraid of me or hated me when they met me. By the time they've gotten over this and told lingerie me about it, they like me so much I can't get rid of their asses. If they still hate me, they're really fucking nice cause they're still scared too. If they're indifferent, we pretend we don't see each other. The indifferent group is very small.  Everyone hates to be ignored. How do I avoid indifference? I either crawl up someone's ass and light an old school M80, or I spend my all my time and money making them happy. What do most disabled people and their advocates say? They don't want to be invisible.
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