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(AKismet, dirty humor Tue 1 Jun 2004, 22:08) Creamy goodness My parents used to tell me that when the ice cream van played its tune, it was all outta ice cream. They said that if I wanted any ice cream I could make my own, by jerking off and then crumbling dirty humor cadburies flake onto it, or strawberry sauce. Oh how the laughed when they videotaped me eating my own semen and had sex watching dirty humor it later. (lifelikeandposeable, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:56) wanking monkeys whilst visiting the lovely town of Chiang Mai in Thailand I was checking into a grotty hotel and was amused by an endearing little monkey who sat behind the counter with his little hand on the (male) receptionist's shoulder. This cute picture of interspecies friendship took a different turn when, whilst I filled in the registration form, the receptionist reached around and started wanking off the little monkey's cock.
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