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| views, ktb, free, corpse, female comedianne, judaism, nuns, discrimination, greatest, middle east blogs, islam, literature, galleries, conspiracy duck, essay, | Fearing the wrath of his mother, and the subsequent confiscating of the tape (which would of led to a sound drubbing from the school perv) he stops the tape…Picture the scene. His mum bursts into the lounge, to find Andrew, sat next to a box of tissues, cock in hand, and postman pat on the TV. His excuse? He was hot. (Docdead, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 23:32) So many, So very Many. fist a) Ex girlfriend who wore away the forehead of her teddy as fist good catholic girls dont fist touch themselves 'there'. Got her mum to replace it with a mismatching but pleasant feeling fake furry stuff.b) Mate in army who was watched wanking by paratroop training staff whilst supposedly doing stag at night. They 'killed' him in up close and personal stylee as he chucked the yoghurt.c) Walking in on my father seducing himself to 'big breasted action vol II' just after the long overdue collapse of his marriage. |
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| Therein lay the paperboy, furiously nudging a spunk slug from his tiny semi-erect free cock as he had done every day for two months in some kind of morning-shed-wank ritual.I don't know what his house was like, but free if you're so uncomfortable shaking one out in your own house that you need to do it in someone else's garden then may pity fall upon you.He quit that afternoon, the free twat. (pb4ugo2bed, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:10) Not me! (honest!) A school friend of mine (namely Andrew) borrowed a dirty video from the school pervert. Bunking off from school early, he hurried home to do the deed.As the only video player in the house was in the lounge, he checked to make sure no one was home, before settling down for a Thomas. Upon nearing the vinegar strokes, he hears his mum coming home from work early, in his panic, he realises he can only either A, cover himself up, or B, turn off the porn. |
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