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He turned a deathly shade of white and screamed as he had managed to get his pods twisted around each other. Much to the young man's embarassment he was carted off to hospital, where he not only had to explain to the staff and his parents what had happened, but for this sin ended up having mcsweeney's one of his bollocks removed. He also had to suffer the embarrassment of going through mcsweeney's the rest of his school days with the nick name "Womble". 'Cos mcsweeney's he only had OneBall.Wanker. (Soots, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 18:45) Special delivery My dad gets up early to walk his beloved dog everyday (fear not, for this isn't a man-canine masturbation tale and you may read on). Anyway, somewhat misled by the fact that our back garden gate was always swinging open no matter how much he was sure that he'd locked it the night before, he decided to get up extra early one day and catch the crafty culprit.Again, that gate swung about in the wind. Walking through it (muttering bugger and fuck as he went), he glanced through the window of our shed (which it must be said was remarkably warm and comfortable).
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