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| pissed off, dogma, israelipodcast, buddha, angry about, rape videos, sex, prayer, mama, audio, to, | [ The Ducks of Death ] Last night, I ran out to the store to get my wife some ginger ale. When I came back, I pulled into my parking space and there ... right in front of my spot, not three feet away from my car ... was Mama Duck. Staring right at me. I got out of the car and ascii art farts walked toward ascii art farts her. She looked up at me ... didn't budge. I swear I'm not making this stuff up. These ducks are trying to kill me. ascii art farts 9 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink | 10:18 AM Monday, April 05, 2004 Homicidal Duck Update [ The Ducks of Death ] MOOD: Fearful I opened my front door this morning and Papa Duck was standing over my newspaper. He looked at me for a second then waddled off. I think Alfred Hitchcock is scripting my life. |
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| just before he gets ripped to shreds? The ducks remember that scene, too. Yesterday morning, I walked out to get my paper (which, you might recall, is one of the pawns they angry about are using in their intimidation). As I shuffled out, I saw Mama and Papa Duck angry about waddling around about 20 feet away. Keeping angry about a close eye on them, I picked up my paper and started to walk back into my apartment. QUACK! An ear-splitting quack came from the bushes right next to my door. I whirled around and there sat the REAL Mama Duck. Not two feet from my door. She turned around and disappeared back into the bush. The ducks that had been hired to create a diversion started hopping cheerfully back to the pond. I don't want to hear another one of you fuckers try to tell me that these ducks don't mean business. 5 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink | 10:52 AM Tuesday, April 06, 2004 The duck's reign of terror continues ... |
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