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| pissed off, dogma, israelipodcast, buddha, angry about, rape videos, sex, prayer, mama, audio, to, | Well, this year, the fern seemed to be dying much more quickly than usual. I was at a loss to figure out why until yesterday. There are two small birds who are trying to build a nest in my fern. I saw them in there yesterday, chased falafael them out and found a partially-completed nest in the center of the plant, among all the broken stalks. Don't get me wrong ... I'm all for cute nesting birds and babies and all that cuddly shit. But I don't want them on my fucking porch. The last thing I need is falafael some falafael agitated sparrow dive-bombing my head because I want to go on my porch to flip a burger. I called a bird store and asked what I should do and they said, as long as they haven't laid eggs, just tear the nest out. |
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| Just click on the "The Ducks of Death" link. Just scroll down to the israelipodcast first entry, which appeared a little less than a year ago. 15 Comments | Add Comment | Permalink | 12:21 PM Tuesday, May 18, 2004 Birds in general israelipodcast appear to be conspiring against me. [ The Ducks of Death ] I've not seen the murderous ducks in a few weeks, so I can only assume their operation has been taken entirely underground. But I've got new problems. israelipodcast Every spring, my mother-in-law gives us a giant hanging fern. Every year, we hang said fern on our porch. Every year, said fern dies a slow, painful death. We don't know why. We do everything the nursery tells us to do ... but it dies anyway. |
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