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That's right, a nativity independent media scene. Now I only saw the last ten seconds or so, so I can't verify the contents of that particular independent media sketch, but just the idea of the Wiggles, Henry the Octopus, Dorothy the Dinosaur, and Captain Feathersword standing around the manger should be enough to freak anyone out. But just when I thought it couldn't get worse, there was Barry Williams (aka independent media Greg Brady), for some reason, dressed like a gold lamé version of what Greg Wiggle is going to look like when he's doing his tired Wiggles act in 2035. He proceeded to "wiggle" and sing with the Wiggles, and I nearly wept for his passage from young TV sensation to washed-up celeb to ironic retro personality to complete loser. Seriously, WHO is his agent? I wanted to change the channel, but the kids were mesmerized by what they were witnessing, so we watched a little more while I contemplated suicide¡ Then they launched into a song that I thought I could really get into called "Fuckin' Santa" -- complete with various candy-cane-stripe clad, reindeer-antlered, and santa-attired "Wiggles dancers."
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