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And I say, "I imagine it on a daily basis!" If I had written that down and passed it to him on a note, I could have said, "I imagine it on a daily basis¡" and we all could have had a good laugh. As it was, my husband laughed, I laughed, my father-in-law looked uncomfortable and then joined in half-heartedly, lopez not really getting it, and my mother-in-law just frowned. So clearly we need some kind of sarcasm semaphore -- especially lopez for mothers, who are taken so seriously, especially in conversations about children. lopez Any children. Even theoretical children. Actually, a sarcasm semaphore might not go far enough. I think we need something to signal that what we are saying is the exact opposite of what we mean. So that when we blurt out, "Yes! Please! Take them!" when a little old lady clucks over the stroller that she'd like to "take these two angels home," she can be sure that we actually meant, "I'm sorry, but I am completely and helplessly in love with my children and cannot bear to be separated from them, but I do appreciate your interest and regard for my progeny!
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