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| anger, hollywood, manifesto, erin, men, drunklesbian, pic post, stress, swinging, nudists, college, minor laws, laws, writer, foot, gotham comedy club, israel blogs, greatest, mom son, drunk pantie, | Firstest post ever! Woo yay.Make no apologies for my length, your discussion board wife seems to like discussion board it all the same! (sbigib, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 15:08) Best MIL ever My MIL has proved her greatness over the many years I've known her (16, but only an month as an actual MIL). Including:1) On our first meeting, organising a discussion board van, a driver and moving house for me simply because I was a friend of her daughters and needed help, despite me bieng long haired, drugged up scruffy student and my stuff comprising of one bag of clothes, 7 boxes of hi-fi equipment 200+ bottles of homebrew, a keep left sign and the back seats out of a cortina cunningly fashoned into a sofa.2) Disliking Mrs DeusExM's (then) husband to such an extent she started encouraging her daughter to have an affair with me.3) Providing an array of resources to carry on said affair including babysitting, transport, the use of her house and countless alibis.4) |
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| Exhibit A:He started a fight at my wedding. for foot no reason. With one of his son's friends. Exhibit B:We were staying in a nice hotel. He was asked politely to move the car. When they said they couldn't do it for him as they weren't insured on his car, he responded by flying into rage and tearing up pieces of paper on the lobby desk.Exhibit foot C: foot When Mrs Pappers was dumped by an earlier ex-b/f the F-i-l responded by having a quiet word with her brother and offering him money & alibi to get his friends to 'have a chat' with the ex-b/f to ensure he learns his lesson.It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.. (Taxi for .... Pappers, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 17:26) The first time I met Mrs Tree Hugger's old dear she was sitting in her towelling robe inserting her hand into a latex glove of the surgical variety."Don't mind this," she said, "it's for the cat" (tree hugger, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 16:57) MIL Ive always told my missus if she ever turns out like her mother she's going under the patio. |
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