ex-)Wifey and I divorced sledging(cricket) hollywood

anger, hollywood, manifesto, erin, men, drunklesbian, pic post, stress, swinging, nudists, college, minor laws, laws, writer, foot, gotham comedy club, israel blogs, greatest, mom son, drunk pantie, Apparantly she told her sledging(cricket) husband to take some deep sledging(cricket) breaths!Incredibly, it transpired later that "Mother In Law" is an anagram of "Inhale, Mr Tow" and "A lithe Mr Won"!!! It all happened in Imwarn Hotel. (browser, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 10:35) This is a crap, crap one. Sorry for sledging(cricket) blandless, but my mother in law's only been my mother in law for a few months. And it wasn't even her that did this. But always being a gung-ho, girl guide sort of chapette, I shall endeavour to relay the only yuk-yuk-yuk worthy thing so far. My mum in law is a wonderful st Lucian lady (bit of a buddhist too), who is one of the sweetest women in the world. But she's been single since divorcing dadinlaw. Painfully so. So last time she came round to the menagerie (three snakes, two dogs, one big house spider we decided was pet worthy and two crickets I can't bear to feed to the house spider) she sat down with a cuppacha and we have a conversation.
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ex-)Wifey and I divorced because she was in love with someone else, and had committed adultery with that person. MIL was ever so happy that her daughter had broken my heart hollywood and our home. nota bene: 'mother in law' is an anagram for 'woman hitler'. (loup-garou, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 13:54) Mabel Del Taco Hey there Anagram lover! Your name is hollywood an anagram of "Taco balled me". (browser, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 13:32) my ex m.i.l. was a little 5ft tall, 45lb weakling. she was also hollywood a psychotic freak who took her anti-psycho pills whenever she felt like it, so she often double dosed. she washed the pills down with booze while she smoking a joint, then promptly fell over somewhere and had a nap. i often wonder why/how i managed to live with her hippy-child wanker son for so long... funny thing was, when she was sane and sober, you couldn't find a nicer person. (chameleon61, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 11:47) Affair My mother in law's husband, Charlie Tow, caught her sleeping with his skinny Chinese friend Fu Won.
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