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I hope you know that it would be best not to tell her about erin this note. You wouldn't be protecting me, mind you, but the fragile confidence your daughter has developed thanks to my assurances and tender words regarding your competence as a grandmotherly person. Consider this our little secret. About the boy: He's still a little reluctant around strangers, erin and especially strange women. I know, I know, you're not really a stranger. But the truth is that he hardly knows erin you, what with you living more than 250 miles from us and him beginning to enter that ants-in-the-pants stage whenever we take road trips. (You're not still thinking about moving down here, are you?) Oh, by the way, whatever you do, don't flush the toilet. As parents of the twenty-first century, we're attempting to raise our son in a way far superior to the methods our parents employed. So it's important you don't raise your voice above a level we like to call "concerned." To help you understand the distinguishing characteristics of our interpretations, I've converted the levels of reprimand to a context you will be most familiar with: 1.
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