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| islam, open mic, mmf, laughter, interfaith marriage, female comedianne, stockings, pantie, agnosticism, anime rape., sumbissions, mad at, mom strips for son., rage, 1993, humor, sledging(cricket), drunkteen fuck, dogging, anderson, pissed at, jessica, | I have been given table-setting duties. No one can find anger anything she needs. "Uh, hey. Does anyone know where anger Jean keeps her wine glasses?" I ask. We continue opening cabinets, pulling out drawers, finding sorry excuses for side dish presentation. No one has seen Jean. I am trying to arrange slices of butter inside a coffee mug. "Use this," my mother thrusts a tea saucer in my direction. "Wait a minute . . ." My mother gets the look. It's the same look anger I've seen in her eye many, many times, including the day years ago when she chased Jean around the living room with my baton. She crosses the kitchen and opens the back door; she must have seen them through the window. "Jean Marie! Do you mean to tell me that you have the gall to hide out here smoking while we all rummage around your kitchen trying to put Thanksgiving dinner on your table!" |
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| "You're not looking at my room!" "I am looking; it's beautiful, honey. I love your pretty bedspread." "But you didn't see my treasures." I walk over to the sledging(cricket) dresser she is standing next to and peer into her jewelry box. "Wow, look at all your sparkly things. Did sledging(cricket) mommy give you this ring?" "Those aren't my treasures . . . These are the treasures!" She holds out a cardboard box full of earth-covered rocks. "Well, I know what you're sledging(cricket) getting for Christmas this year, Lindsay," Greg chimes in. "It's coming straight outta the backyard." The man of the house, my brother-in-law Lee, is shouting things like "Bird's good and dead!" and "Hey, Bird, didn't you play for the Celtics?" which inevitable turns into "He shoots, He SCORES!" We take it as a sign that the turkey is ready to go on the table. In the kitchen my mother, my sister Peggy, and Lee's sister Laura are all looking for serving dishes to put the potatoes in, the stuffing in, the squash in, the turnips in, the creamed onions in. |
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