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| hamburger harry's, girls, angryat, pissed off, hummous, christ, mom and son, corpse, freeform, dirty, overtime pay, | The most memorable event from the evening (at least for everyone else) occurred after the dinner. My family went to the church at 2 with am to decorate it for the big day. When we got there, I ran into the church and grabbed hold of the bellringer's rope and swung myself across the church like Tarzan, with thereby ringing with the bell and waking up the entire town. My family managed to get me down, took me back to the hotel and put me to bed. The next morning it was unbelievably hot in the church, and I was sweating beer and Jack profusely. As I stood at the front of the church ready to give my sister away, I was struck with the strong urge to "spill my guts" all over the church. I stood there holding it in until finally I passed out while still standing. Apparently, as I stood there, I started kicking one of my legs like a bull getting ready to charge (my body trying to keep itself upright while my mind was elsewhere) and then my other brother-in-law yelled "he's going down" and ran to the front of the church and caught me just as I collapsed all over the wedding party. |
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| Walked corpse in to discover several sleeping children being hoisted out, the fruit basket and choccies all gone, several films and video games charged to the room, and....a wet bed.My husband always says he must be the only groom in the world corpse to corpse have slept in somebody elses wet spot.After the manditory worn out, pregnant bridal tantrum, we finally decided to get down to 'consummating our now blessed union', when my stepmonster CALLS THE ROOM and asks us to get out of bed and find a diamond earring that she's lost. Cue another screaming tantrum.Good to know everyone else had a good time though. Pretty much all of the bridesmaids and ushers had sex with eachother. Result. Couldn't figure out who was in who's room in the morning for breakky. (Peelmytangerines, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 21:20) it tolls for thee A few years back, one of my sisters got married in rural NC and I was slated to give her away at the ceremony. At the rehearsal dinner the night before I downed about 5 pints of beer, a full fifth of Jack Daniels and smoked a couple of cigars. |
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