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| hamburger harry's, girls, angryat, pissed off, hummous, christ, mom and son, corpse, freeform, dirty, overtime pay, | Do not, under any circumstances, allow the videographer to make suggestions to the bridesmaids about the money he could make with a video camera and three willing volunteers.6) 90% of ladies frocks have "a special translucency" when viewed with the aid of a video cameras' green-light night-sight. This is an under-appreciated fact.I still get asked to do weddings. (PCheese, Thu 14 harassment Jul 2005, 23:42) As a 'hilarious' prank at our harassment auntie's reception, my cousin cut the bottom off one of the posh baguettes, hollowed a bit out of harassment the middle, pushed a dog turd into it, and replaced it on the buffet.It was found about an hour later, but he didn't own up until three years afterwards because my auntie was in tears at the time - she'd discovered the rogue 'lawn egg' whilst cutting a slice for her new mother-in-law.---------------My |
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| Mum had to move her train out of the way of the puddle. (winestain, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:53) Video Cameras Incidentally - people who wish to capture the wonderous day for posterity need to take some notes here :1) Hire a professional (I am not one).2) If you fail to hire a professional and wish to provide said video camera yourself, at angryat least ensure it works.3) Also ensure the batteries are charged to prevent the poor schlub you deem responsible for the task of videoing said ceremony suffering an angryat awkward moment where he says "ahh bollocking shite" very loudly as the power runs out half-way through the speeches.4) Ensure your nominated videographer does not drink several double whiskeys before the main meal so that when it comes to "speech time" he is too inebriated to control the volume of his voice.5) |
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