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hamburger harry's, girls, angryat, pissed off, hummous, christ, mom and son, corpse, freeform, dirty, overtime pay,
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then. (Filthy Rich, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:13) weddings.. psh the last wedding i went to drunk driving was my uncle's 2nd marriage. me and my sister weren't given a song book, and not being religious types, had no idea what the words to any of the hymns were. we were given the choice of either standing there making it obvious, or mouthing what we could hear..disatster, i can tell you. the after party thing involved our stupid drunk driving cousins telling us how much they hate us, and my sister getting sick, so i had to sit in a corner by myself all night.. (harrietthespy, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 23:09) Receiving Line I came to the wedding ceremony a derelict, knowing no one but the bride, and her but barely. Afterwards, I joined the receiving line, and stood, quite by accident, next to a random, solitary princess: tall, athletic, good-looking, tanned, taut. The mother of the bride (whom I had never met) approached. She looked at the princess, then to me, and to my surprise, smiled brightly and said in the sweetest manner imaginable: "We have heard SO much about you!"
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