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| middle east blogs, anal, extreme, erin bennett, laborlaw, nylons, standupny, actors, anger, hollywood, manifesto, erin, | I took her into the hospital the following morning 1993 to introduce her to her my first born, where she was greeted by my better half saying "Hello mother, hasn't your son-in-law given you a lovely grand-daughter...?" To which she replied the now immortal line "Well Helen, there is always the sperm-bank, you know...."How we chortled as I laughingly felled her with a forearm smash..... (warning: this last sentence may contain traces of untruth)To 1993 make matters worse, on the day they were due home from the hospital, she very kindly(!) stayed at home to prepare the house for the impending arrival. At the time we had a very old, and very infirm cat, who could no longer negotiate the cat flap, and had to have a litter tray. We arrived home - the proud parents and the beautiful baby - to be greeted by a smell second only to some of last week's QOTW answers, because the cat had be-fouled itself, and the mother-in-law felt she was above such menial tasks as emptying a litter tray. |
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| - outside. In the winter, those pesky birds drop seeds and nuts from the bird feeder everywhere. actors The solution? Hoover the lawn.Oh yes.Mad as a actors goose on stilts. ( Sausagegirl, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 19:09) Take my mother-in-law.....please..... After the somewhat traumatic birth of our first child, I went outside the actors hospital for a well needed cigarette and to ring everyone and tell them the news that I wouldn't be sleeping for the next five years or so.... On ringing my mother-in-law, I was informed by her partner that she was already on her way to our house.....a fact that nobody else seemed aware of, least of all me.....When I finally left the hospital later that night, I arrived home to find her sitting next door with the neighbours drinking tea. WTF???She then proceeded to spend the next five days expecting to be waited on hand and foot, whilst I was back and to the maternity ward trying to prepare for the arrival home of our little bundle of joy. |
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