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| middle east blogs, anal, extreme, erin bennett, laborlaw, nylons, standupny, actors, anger, hollywood, manifesto, erin, | Without speaking this man simply produces "a massive spliff".At this point my parents tense slightly. Heavily under the influence (both in flashback and current time) the MIL informs us sumbissions that, still without a word being spoken, they spontaneously start having sex. She goes into great detail telling us all how fantastic it was and then, with sumbissions the caveat "I'm presuming it was because I was so high but I'm not totally sure" that during the deed sumbissions they were actually floating several feet above the floor. I'm trying not to laugh and my parents are now openly exchanging glances. Seeming to sense this the MIL decides maybe she should end the story quickly and does so with the following phrase that will live with me forever."And then he turned into a fox and ran away."She said this with such seriousness that I choked on my beer and fell onto the floor, spasming between laughing my arse off and trying not to die. The result? My parents in a shocking departure from their usual selves think she's brilliant. |
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| They actually smiled. Slightly. The first time. I also thought it would be hilarious to call my brother's prospective MIL 'my new mummy' at every available opportunity. Far from putting the shits up her, she actually seemed flattered by this.So a few drinks later and the conversation is still going strong. Now, my erin bennett parents are very erin bennett straight laced. They were both virgins on their wedding night and have never tried anything stronger than lemsip. The MIL however, is a different kind of person. She decides erin bennett now is the time to regale us with the following story...She was twenty odd and living in funky 70's London when a man comes to her door. He's "sex on legs" with a mane of hair that reaches his waist and trying to flog a picture he's painted. The MIL says "he looked like a god, his painting was alright too" so she invites him in and tells him so, but also that she can't afford it. |
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