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| abovethe law, conspiracy duck, video, pissed off, peter manseau, social, screen, news, angry about, funny links, literature, melbourneindymedia, | I got that off my chest... ( collapsibletank - rotational cemetry, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 12:17) MIL - mad as a box of frogs My MIL is lovely, but a bit obsessed in the cleaning stakes. She cleans her skirting boards with a toothbrush, believes you can't clean a kitchen in less than five and a half hours attorney job and owns three hoovers - one for upstairs, one for downstairs and one for outside.Yes - outside. attorney job In the winter, attorney job those pesky birds drop seeds and nuts from the bird feeder everywhere. The solution? Hoover the lawn.Oh yes.Mad as a goose on stilts. ( Sausagegirl, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 19:09) Take my mother-in-law.....please..... After the somewhat traumatic birth of our first child, I went outside the hospital for a well needed cigarette and to ring everyone and tell them the news that I wouldn't be sleeping for the next five years or so.... |
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| looking up like she's trying to read the words off the inside of her skull, she stumbles out with "Ania is so much calm now you are fucking her, yes?" (Grrrmachine, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 17:38) Foot-in-mouth I don't think my funny links mother-in-law has really liked me that much. Perhaps our first meeting might have had something to do with it...Greeted with a peck on the cheek by my future wife, I am ushered into the living room where my ears are assaulted funny links by what can only be described as the worst kind of middle-of-the-road music, the kind I utterly funny links despise."Christ on a bike, what's this crap?""Alexander O'Neil. It's my mother's favourite.""Jeeez - so where is the tone-deaf old trout anyway?""Behind you."Ah. ( Scaryduck, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 17:49) My Mother-In-Law has a Borderline Personality Disorder. Strictly that doesn't make her mad, under existing Mental Health Law, but it certainly makes her a RIGHT CUNT.Glad |
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