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| abovethe law, conspiracy duck, video, pissed off, peter manseau, social, screen, news, angry about, funny links, literature, melbourneindymedia, | a few drinks later and the conversation is still going strong. Now, my parents are very straight laced. They were both virgins on their wedding night and have never tried anything stronger theology than lemsip. The MIL however, is a different kind of person. She decides now is the time to regale us with the following story...She was twenty odd and living in funky 70's London when a man comes to her door. He's "sex on legs" with a mane of hair theology that theology reaches his waist and trying to flog a picture he's painted. The MIL says "he looked like a god, his painting was alright too" so she invites him in and tells him so, but also that she can't afford it. Without speaking this man simply produces "a massive spliff".At this point my parents tense slightly. |
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| first time myself and our entire family met her was in the usual time honoured tradition of a drinking binge in the sunshine or their social garden. After a lovely meal she had cooked we all let the alcohol social take control and allowed our real personalities to shine through. With us being Northerners and them being Southerners, for my part, this mostly consisted of me doing a brilliantly accurate (and therefore terrible social sounding) Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins style cock-er-ney accent. Okay I basically spent about three hours shouting 'ELLOOOOOOO MARYYYYYYYYY' at the top of my lungs whenever there was more than two seconds of silence. They actually smiled. Slightly. The first time. I also thought it would be hilarious to call my brother's prospective MIL 'my new mummy' at every available opportunity. Far from putting the shits up her, she actually seemed flattered by this.So |
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