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abovethe law, conspiracy duck, video, pissed off, peter manseau, social, screen, news, angry about, funny links, literature, melbourneindymedia, Including:1) On our first meeting, organising a van, a driver and moving house for me simply because I was a friend of her daughters and needed help, despite me bieng long haired, drugged up scruffy student and my stuff comprising of one bag of clothes, 7 boxes of hi-fi equipment 200+ bottles of homebrew, a list of people by name keep left sign and the back seats out of a cortina cunningly fashoned into list of people by name a sofa.2) Disliking Mrs DeusExM's (then) husband to such an extent list of people by name she started encouraging her daughter to have an affair with me.3) Providing an array of resources to carry on said affair including babysitting, transport, the use of her house and countless alibis.4) Drinking a litre of gin with me when I couldnt go out with my mates for my birthday once.5) Cooking me massive pies at almost ever possible opertunity.Bestest MIL ever. 100% Fact. ( Deus Ex Machine Washable, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:59) So my wonderful Polish mother in law is cooking us dinner and as Im sitting there, knife and fork clutched in my hands like Fred Flintstone waiting for his steakosaurus, the MIL decides to strike up a convo in fragmented english.Eyes
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I awake under moonlight, bile gargling like cold tea in the well of my parched throat. I retch in the darkness. I look down and my knees are like ruddy ears, laughing at my plight. My angry about toes are in knots that shall angry about take weeks to untangle. My shins hum with static, barking at one another. The sound is unbearable. My breasts kick angrily downwards at my thighs, while in between, my sweet vagina weeps..."Carol went on like this for angry about a while. When she had finished I couldn't think of an adequate retort so I yielded to her demands and invited her in. I sat playing Emlyn Hughes International Soccer on my Sinclair ZX Spectrum +3 for a couple of hours while she sniffed at my neck. "This should keep her going for a few more months," I thought to myself. (stusut79, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 11:43) Best MIL ever My MIL has proved her greatness over the many years I've known her (16, but only an month as an actual MIL).
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