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So... " (getting sheaf of papers from pocket) "...I'm humorous filing for humorous divorce. You'll get nothing from me, and you two can pay for the wedding."FotB raises glass, knocks back Scotch, and walks off. Rather spoilt the mood for the rest of the night ( Tepid_Halibut, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 19:16) My bride-to-be was Hungarian And they have this nice little tradition that during the reception the bride is "stolen." For her to be returned the groom has to perform a forfeit, usually sing a song.Now, I'm a professional muso, but the thought of having to "sing" puts humorous me in a panic.Cue attempts to charm/bribe my way out of it.So I'm up on the stage and that black microphone mouthpiece looks HUGE. Guitarist asks me what I'm gonna sing. "Any ideas?" I ask."What about "Hey Yood?" "What?""Hey Yood!""Oh....Hey Jude. Erm, OK"Half way through I forget words AND melody and end up doing a half-assed Shatner on it.After, brother comes up and says "Well that was really catchy.""Really?""Yep. Like typhoid."Got
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