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| disability leave, christ, reviews, satan, law, 200, nylons, college, stockings, free, author, wrongfully terminated, story, lopez, hummous, yiddish, harassment, pissed about, lohan, | to look like Nike) socks off the marketA wicker fruit bowl which has been adorned with a knitted snowman holding the fruitbowl in a fuzzy embrace.Say. No. More. louvin brothers (Kazza, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:13) My Mother in Hell ...was a scary neurotic woman. The family was uberly academic and i wound up having to ask her father [A Physics Doctorate] for help with Higher Physic, her mother [a louvin brothers Languages Doctorate] for help with Standard Grade French.When i was refused, i felt utterly stupid around them. Like i need the grades!**I'm an louvin brothers English student now. Bah. (Schumann, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 20:51) My mother-in-law is a bitch. She's rude to me, she's arrogant, and she's hated me from day one. She's everything you'd expect from a TV/film mother-in-law. You might say, she's as tired and cliched as this compo. (matthyaouw, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 20:22) Im only 15... i feel left out :( However my sister has one and she (MIL) never even phoned her to say happy birthday on her birthday let alone give her a present.Bitch.Lurking |
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| Woo yay - a long time coming but too late to save the marriage ( lizzie1000, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 1:30) Just legendary M-I-L on seeing my son two days after birth: "He looks a lot less like his father now the swelling's gone down."And the presents, dear god the presents...Space Precinct figures ("Well, you like sci-fi..."). Furry handcuffs (Err, you know I screw your daughter, right?).A mug with "Computer stockings Boffin" on it (Now used as the stockings work mug, for post-modern irony).But on the other hand, stockings she's also bought me a didgeridoo (okay, cool. WTF, as I've never expressed an interest in said instrument, but okay).Oh, and a decorative four foot sword. The day before I needed a sword to conduct my handfasting to her daughter. So, on the whole, I think I'll let her keep seeing her grandchildren, for the time being. (Argh-wrath, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:24) Right... Typical haul of stuff we are made to take away with us after a visit to the in laws:Packet of 6 obscure brand norwegian frozen doughnuts - semi defrostedThree copies of 'yours' magazine (knitting patterns, cake recipes, 'Doctors said lose your baby or your legs type stories)A pack of three assorted peppersA fushia pink cardigan of some man made flammable textile, size medium ("it's too big for me but it might fit you")A copy of Asda instore magazinePack of three 'Hike' (logo made |
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