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| disability leave, christ, reviews, satan, law, 200, nylons, college, stockings, free, author, wrongfully terminated, story, lopez, hummous, yiddish, harassment, pissed about, lohan, | They actually smiled. Slightly. The first time. I also thought jokes it jokes would be hilarious to call my brother's prospective MIL 'my new mummy' at every available opportunity. Far from putting the shits up her, she actually seemed flattered by this.So a few drinks later and the conversation is still going strong. Now, my parents are very straight laced. They were both virgins jokes on their wedding night and have never tried anything stronger than lemsip. The MIL however, is a different kind of person. She decides now is the time to regale us with the following story...She was twenty odd and living in funky 70's London when a man comes to her door. He's "sex on legs" with a mane of hair that reaches his waist and trying to flog a picture he's painted. |
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| 'ell it's Grandma!!!"Terrifyingly true story. For those not drunk the link is this: (concentrate now) my brother's mother-in-law's son is married to the sister of Pete Tong's wife. Easy, see? satan (Gleeballs has discovered a terrible new power..., Sat 10 Sep 2005, 9:32) I wish she was mine!!! I'm not allowed to have a mother-in-law on account of me being 'an horrific bender(tm)' so instead I can only tell you satan about my brother's.The first time myself and our entire family met her was in the usual time honoured tradition of a drinking satan binge in the sunshine or their garden. After a lovely meal she had cooked we all let the alcohol take control and allowed our real personalities to shine through. With us being Northerners and them being Southerners, for my part, this mostly consisted of me doing a brilliantly accurate (and therefore terrible sounding) Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins style cock-er-ney accent. Okay I basically spent about three hours shouting 'ELLOOOOOOO MARYYYYYYYYY' at the top of my lungs whenever there was more than two seconds of silence. |
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